TOP TEN
REASONS TO AVOID THE
CHABAD JEWISH CENTER
- You'll miss the "Can I see your ticket?" experience.
- Your children may not want to go home.
- You might actually like the guy with the beard and hat.
- You won't be able to stop humming the tunes.
- You're not into the whole joy thing.
- You'll end up making lame excuses to go back.
- You'll find that most of the people are just like you.
- There goes the diet!
- Hard to shake that sense of fulfillment and meaning.
- You may catch a bout of mitzvah-titis.
WHAT TO EXPECT AT
CHABAD