TOP TEN
REASONS TO AVOID THE
CHABAD JEWISH CENTER

 Chabad House (small)

  1. You'll miss the "Can I see your ticket?" experience.
  2. Your children may not want to go home.
  3. You might actually like the guy with the beard and hat.
  4. You won't be able to stop humming the tunes.
  5. You're not into the whole joy thing.
  6. You'll end up making lame excuses to go back.
  7. You'll find that most of the people are just like you.
  8.  There goes the diet!
  9. Hard to shake that sense of fulfillment and meaning.
  10.  You may catch a bout of mitzvah-titis.

WHAT TO EXPECT AT 

CHABAD



 

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